harry trying to say his wedding vows but louis keeps making funny faces at him across the altar
Once is chance
Twice is coincidence
Third time is a pattern
And i am undecided about the Midnight Memories X-Factor performance (3.40)
Ladies and Gentlemen: lips licking, their new signal!
Fifth time is life
In just going to come right out and say it: when my husband and I do that, it means “It’s time for a blowjob.”
gonna paint my room the colours of harry styles’ face….
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?